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16.06.2025 00:10

Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
No way
Where are the gay people in India?
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Who is the most annoying character in the Office?
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
No go.
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
Then came..
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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