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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

16.06.2025 00:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

No way

Where are the gay people in India?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Science news this week: Overdue earthquakes and star-shaped brain cells - Live Science

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why can't ugly women date hot guys? I know a woman who wants a hot BF but people would just laugh at her and ask her "what can you bring to the table for him?", isn't that messed up?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Who is the most annoying character in the Office?

Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Pre-orders for the Xbox Rog Ally will reportedly begin in August, with launch expected two months later - Video Games Chronicle

No go.

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

Then came..

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Sam Rockwell had his head shaved by strippers before quitting 'G.I. Jane' - Entertainment Weekly